Last week, Batshit Cheeto-in-Chief
went ballistic over inquiries
of his campaign’s collusion with Russia.
Responds by firing the FBI chief,
threatens to release taped conversations.
The day after, he invites
Kremlin reps and Russian media
into the White House,
highly classified information.
develop sudden amnesia,
forget their outrage,
demands to prosecute
Hillary over her emails.
indulges in a Twitter tirade,
claims there are no legal restrictions
on his right to broadcast state secrets
to known enemy agents.