Bitch I’m Spartacus by Ryan Quinn Flanagan

I heard somewhere
that Spartacus is some gay celluloid classic
which is fine with me
but I can’t see it
at all.

Outside of the one bathhouse scene.

And this one
on the couch beside you
feigning interest
for the first hour,
but soon playing Bitch I’m Madonna
over and over on her new Samsung
Galaxy iPhone 7.

Angling the camera high over her head
so that she doesn’t look fat.

Playing with her hair
as the Romans look to quell
the uprising.

Ryan Quinn Flanagan Black & White

Ryan Quinn Flanagan is a happily unmarried proud father of none. His work can be found both in print and online. He has an affinity for dragonflies, discount tequila, and all things sarcastic.

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