I heard somewhere
that Spartacus is some gay celluloid classic
which is fine with me
but I can’t see it
Outside of the one bathhouse scene.
And this one
on the couch beside you
for the first hour,
but soon playing Bitch I’m Madonna
over and over on her new Samsung
Galaxy iPhone 7.
Angling the camera high over her head
so that she doesn’t look fat.
Playing with her hair
as the Romans look to quell