have we left the womb?
in an official sense
are we still apologizing
for breaking the 2nd law of thermodynamics?
on a daily basis
try glueing that dinner plate back together
it was made from 100% high-fire media rhetoric
luckily I polished off that filet mignon
(grilled rare verging on bloody)
before high-ranking vegetarians targeted me as a terrorist
luckily we’ve mastered space travel
I never could find a decent parking spot
I was incubated in an oven constructed of meat and bones
and now they expect me to say thanks
it’s great to be here?
I don’t exactly remember asking for the miraculous