Dear Swipe Right,
Do you always wear a
hat? Are all of your profile pics
current? Do you have a recent
pic? You look nothing
like your profile pic. You
look better than your profile
pic. Can I see what you look like
I only date men who are
taller than me. I only date
African Americans. I only date
Latinos. I don’t a date outside
of my race. I don’t date African
Americans. I don’t date Latinos. I
only date men shorter than
me. I believe in monogamy. I’m
only interested in open relationships.
I don’t date men at all.
You don’t smoke. I’m 420 friendly. I
don’t do drugs. I’m a social drinker. I
drink wine. I only drink beer. I inhale
cigar smoke. I won’t drink in public. I
abstain from alcohol.
I won’t sleep with you on a
first date. I will only meet up for coffee
the first time I meet you. I won’t go
to your place for a first date. I’ll cook you dinner at
my place the first time I meet you. Let’s Netflix
and chill. I don’t own a TV or have the internet.
Do you use condoms?
I’m blocking you. I just sent you
a wink. I poked you. Sent you a
smile. I sent you my makes or breaks.
I answered your essay questions. I added you to
my favorites. I’m blocked you again.
Let’s exchange numbers. I don’t give
my number out until after the first date
I’ll friend you on Facebook. Follow
you on Instagram. I’ll retweet you. I’ll say hello to
you. Leave me alone.