it doesn’t take much to excite me
in these days
The local Kroger
has started carrying Busch Classic.
Prior to this
they only stocked Busch Light, a particularly pale
and diluted version
the real deal—
And this may seem pathetic
but I don’t know you
you don’t know me.
But that can change, baby, if you’re willing
to hit me up
I’m partial to gynecological selfies
on drunken Sunday afternoons
of poems I do my damndest to make clear
as mountain air.