Gum Jobs in the TV Room by Ryan Quinn Flanagan

The elderly want to fuck.
I know you don’t want to hear that
but you wouldn’t believe half the things that go on
in long term care.
The nurses try to keep them dressed
and medicated
and generally apart
but you can only do
so much.
You have to call the families to report the incident
if it is blatant enough.
Apparently old ladies like to suck dick.
I guess appetite is the last thing
to go.
And then the paperwork begins.
The police called in but there is no crime.
These old timers that lived through war
now enjoying the peace


Ryan Quinn Flanagan is a happily unmarried proud father of none. His work can be found both in print and online. He has an affinity for dragonflies, discount tequila, and all things sarcastic.



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