Don’t you know who I am!
I shouldn’t even be talking
to you. I have over a hundred-
thousand hits on YouTube.
Who the hell do you think
you are! she said.
Thankfully not you, I said
and stood up and waited
until I got to the toilet before
I let out my shit.

Brenton Booth lives in Sydney, Australia. He has recently been printed in Chiron Review, Mas Tequila Review, Bold Monkey, Red Fez and Paper and Ink. brentonbooth.weebly.com