Walking out the alley one late and lonely night
And I come across two who are equally gorgeous
A lithe young thing smoking on something that smells real good
She stands tall and tight in an outfit that just begs to be removed
Whilst next to her sits a young punk rock chick and
Suddenly my youth comes flooding back getting me hard
And wandering, in vein, if I could take the pair?
But with the cash in my wallet a sneaky little blow is all I can afford