Hey Folks, Fantastic news at the ‘Your One Phone Call’ House. Our very own Paul Tristram has had his bizarre short story/abstract novel accepted for publication by ‘Lit Fest Press’ in the USA. He’s got a carpet burn on his face and the police have been around twice already. We’re extremely proud of him and if any of us remember the end of this night then it didn’t end right!Tall cans in the air motherfuckers…yeah! Dai Shotter, Esquire